www.montereycountynow.com MARCH 20-26, 2025 MONTEREY COUNTY WEEKLY 13 As George W. Bush campaigned for the presidency in 2000, many supporters touted his education. If elected, they said, he would be our first president with a master’s degree in business administration. His failures as a businessman are well documented, of course. Those who invested in his first two oil ventures took heavy losses. Spectrum 7 Energy Corporation made him CEO. Bush rewarded the company and its investors with more losses and $3 million in debt. That he received an MBA was irrelevant to his qualifications for the White House. Yet for decades, many have been clamoring for government to be run as a business. The U.S. government has an extensive administrative reach. Its departments oversee forms of research on agricultural production, space exploration and highway safety. There are offices that regulate commerce or set standards for the quality of beef. Hallmarks of this form of governance are a politically insulated civil service and established procedural and participatory rights. It is not a system without flaws. There are legitimate concerns over bureaucratic dysfunction, the potential for waste, debt and the cost to operate so many offices. There are areas where reform is needed. But to simply apply business principles to government is misguided at best. In the 1970s, the USDA increased funding for research on gypsy moths, including one on the moth sex pheromone that became a target for critics concerned with wasteful spending—and on the surface it would seem to fall into that category. However, such research was essential in finding methods to slow an infestation that caused timber losses of an estimated $28 million across the Northeast in 1981. (For more about federal funding that comes to Monterey County, see p. 16.) Governmental agencies grapple with situations that elude a profit vs. loss model, one that treats people as customers. The recent—and quite inefficient— slapstick where the USDA fired some staff under the Elon Musk chainsaw then scrambled to rehire as bird flu raged is an example. In short, a business that serves customers and a government that serves citizens are quite different. The end goal for business is profit. Government acts more as a nonprofit. Of course, well managed nonprofits are efficient, responsive and innovative—qualities valued by those who call for the business model. “The virtues of nonprofit government are deep, and the experience that gave us the nonprofit norm in our public sector lies so deep in our history that we may easily forget it,” wrote Yale law professor Nicholas R. Parrillo, author of Against the Profit Motive: The Salary Revolution in American Government, 1780-1940. There was a time when the U.S. government was run like a business. Its administrative officers were provided incentives to perform their work. It was a system that, during the nation’s first century, was practical and inexpensive. According to Parrillo, facilitative payments and bounties provided motivation—government officials earned their pay through fees paid by those seeking benefits or through the collection of fines. The potential for corruption and partiality made this form of governance wildly unpopular, leading to a salaried and protected civil service and other reforms. “It wasn’t that this maturing administrative state was necessarily more pure than business, for which the profit motive remained a central and guiding principle,” Jon D. Michaels, a UCLA professor of law, wrote in the Harvard Law Review. “Rather, this maturing administrative state simply had powers, prerogatives and obligations that were (and remain) unlike almost anything found in the private sector.” The public sector could take lessons from the business world, and vice versa. But the solution to some of the true issues related to government bureaucracy is not in slapping a private sector methodology over it. Bush’s only business success, after all, was his investment in the Texas Rangers baseball team and stadium—which benefited from an injection of $135 million in sales tax funds collected by local government. Rather, it is to first understand the administrative model and its functions, then improve on it. Dave Faries is the Weekly’s features editor. Reach him at dfaries@montereycountynow. com. Model Kit Government is not a business—and should not be run like it is. By Dave Faries FIRE SALE…Squid’s jalopy gets Squid around town just fine, but even Squid admits it’s a little rough around the edges. Still, if Squid decided to turn it in for an upgrade, say a Tesla, Squid could probably get an even trade for the jalopy, thanks to the tanking values caused by Elon Musk’s shenanigans. If Squid’s jalopy happened to burn to a crisp, it would have no value—and definitely not worth the price of a home in some states. But that’s what happened at a Florida auction earlier in March. A 1934 Hispano Suiza J12 Vanvooren Cabriolet, owned by Hong Kong billionaire businessman Michael Kadoorie, rolled along the auction block (at least figuratively) at Amelia Auction, fetching a price of $224,000. It’s a smoking deal, considering the rare vehicle is worth $2 million, but here’s the catch: The car literally went up in smoke. The car was shown at the 2024 Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance, but on its way back home, the trailer it was being transported in caught fire on Highway 68, destroying the prized possession and turning it into a burnt-out husk. A listing on the auction website describes the car as a “near-mythical masterpiece…that begs for a triumphant return from the ashes.” Some people admire burnt rubber, while others prefer to do it with their vehicles. Squid would have done the latter away from this car. WHAT A RIOT…There are no constitutional rules governing the assembly of shoals of Squid, but even in the kill-or-be-killed ocean, Squid prefers peaceful gatherings— they’re more fun, and nobody has to go to prison. Of course for January 6 insurrectionists who tried to overturn the 2020 election result, the 2024 victory of Donald Trump meant a get-out-of-jail-free card. Now that they have been pardoned, some are taking a victory tour and the Association of Monterey Bay Conservatives is set to host six so-called “patriots” as speakers on April 3. (According to federal prosecutors, one of them, Edward Badalian, wrote in a Telegram group chat: “If they’re guilty of treason they should be executed…Biden is definitely guilty of treason.” Squid wonders how they’ll spin that one as patriotic.) The event was first advertised as taking place at Bayonet and Black Horse in Seaside, but after Squid’s colleagues and others started calling with questions, the venue quickly canceled. Squid’s been trying to reach event hosts ever since, to no avail. It’s still being advertised—for $45 attendees can meet the “political hostages” over apps and wine— at a venue to be disclosed only upon registration. Given how much these speakers claim to believe in the right to assemble freely, Squid expects to be invited to listen in. THE LOCAL SPIN SQUID FRY THE MISSION OF MONTEREY COUNTY WEEKLY IS TO INSPIRE INDEPENDENT THINKING AND CONSCIOUS ACTION, ETC. “It wasn’t necessarily more pure than business.” SEND SQUID A TIP: squid@montereycountynow.com
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